Gary: you're not with anybody or married at the moment are you?

Miranda: yep, yeah, of course, yeah.

Gary: oh really? Kids?

Miranda: yeah I've got two. There's Orlando, and er.. Bloom. You?

Gary: No no still single.

Miranda: Me too.

Gary: You just said you were married.

Miranda: divorced now.

Gary: and the kids?

Miranda: dead.

Gary: really? What happened?

Miranda: They froze. They froze to death Gary. It's a funny story actually! Well not funny ha ha, but funny in that it's almost unbelievable. You see, we were on holiday in the Himalayas, base camp of Everest. They were just running around in a shorts and a t-shirt. I kept saying: 'put your coat on! You'll catch your death!' And they did.

Gary: None of that's true is it.

Miranda: No.